Talk like Shakespeare Day in Chicago

Today, in Chicago, Mayor Daley has declared the "Talk like Shakespeare Day". While I think it's a good idea to remember the great Elisabethan bard, I won't make any attempt to talk like him. Supposedly, you have to replace "you" with "thou", "is" with "tis", start your sentences with "methinks" and end every verb with "eth".

Check this out: http://www.talklikeshakespeare.org/

Why I mention this, beside to remember you that it's time to brush up on your Shakespeare knowledge? Well, a while ago, I've seen an advertisment on a bench, saying "Shakespeare, creating employment for the last 400 years." How true! I still remember that ad. 

So, brother, where art thou?